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Dateline Orlando, sometime in the near future. Citizens here are still reeling after swarms of investor relations officers cut a swathe through sweltering central Florida. The annual event, a conference which purports to educate and instruct on critical issues, has made spring break in Fort Lauderdale look like a tea party. Hospitality workers reminisce fondly of comparatively placid rock star guests as they fish sodden televisions from the pool. 'They work hard, they play hard,' squeaks the