A rum story

After the duel of dwarves that passed for the presidential election, it is time to re-evaluate the American revolution. It was rum that drove me to this conclusion just as it drove the colonial merchants to insurrection in 1776. For some time I have been engaged in researching a book on rum. It involves extensive travel in the Caribbean, and intensive on-site, hands-on research with the product. It's a tough job but someone has to do it, I console myself as I alternate between the beach