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I had been fingerprinted, and they had taken a fine shot of my right ear (I have been told it is a particularly fine right ear) and I had declared my freedom from sundry sins: I had not benefited from illegal gambling, I had not engaged in communism, polygamy, genocide, commercial sex or other crimes, and I was prepared to fight in defense of the United States. At the last question I had a Groucho Marx moment, wondering whether I wanted to join any club whose standards were low enough to accept